I Do Not Have Dr. Seuss Feet

While playing with my feet the other day, Katy told mom that I have Dr. Seuss feet. After talking about it for a minute or two, mom astonishingly agreed with her. I DO NOT by any stretch of the imagination think that I have Dr. Seuss feet. Then to make matters worse after insulting me by telling me I have Dr. Seuss feet she took a picture of my foot.

This is the picture Katy took of my foot. See it looks nothing like a Dr. Seuss foot.

This is a picture of Dr. Seuss's The Foot Book. See NOTHING like my foot.