New Puppy....Blech!

Those stupid people.  They brought home a puppy.  Like I'm suppose to be thrilled?
I'm drooling all over the place.  It is ridiculous!

Just look at that interloper!

I'm afraid I may be stuck with him!

A P.O.'ed Buster.

I Do Not Have Dr. Seuss Feet

While playing with my feet the other day, Katy told mom that I have Dr. Seuss feet. After talking about it for a minute or two, mom astonishingly agreed with her. I DO NOT by any stretch of the imagination think that I have Dr. Seuss feet. Then to make matters worse after insulting me by telling me I have Dr. Seuss feet she took a picture of my foot.

This is the picture Katy took of my foot. See it looks nothing like a Dr. Seuss foot.

This is a picture of Dr. Seuss's The Foot Book. See NOTHING like my foot.

That Big Yellow Dragon

Every morning I warn the neighborhood children about that big yellow dragon with the glowing red eyes.
I run and tell them, "NO! NO! CHILDREN DO NOT GO THERE!"
Around the back yard I tell them "NO! NO! CHILDREN! STAY AWAY FROM THAT YELLOW DRAGON!"
"NO CHILDREN!  NOOOOOoooooooo."
They go any way.
And
It eats them.
Why?!

At the end of the day, it poops them out again.



 Buster

My New Sweater....Buster/Ozzie Prince of.....

I got a new sweater.

Just call me Buster, or maybe Ozzie Prince of Darkness

 Just in time for Halloween

 Duke of Dispair

Or maybe Prince of Mayhem 

 Lord of Doom

Master of Mischief 

Or as I prefer....King of Cute!

Don't I look snazzy!

My Best Friends

My Best Friends

by Buster

My Best Friends are my food bowl and my new Loofah toy Blue.  My bowl is very nice and well chewed around the edges.  It is just the way I like it.

Blue is especially squeeky.  He has many squeekers and I haven't been able to kill them.

The End

Winter Storm Buster

Every winter storm should be named Buster.  Not the goofy names the NWS picks out.  Zeus! Bah!
Buster is a good name for all the storms.  I'm grey like the stormy sky and I have a lovely white belly under the grey.  That's just like the weather we woke up to this morning grey sky and white snow.  So, every storm should be named Buster.
I have spoken!

I Love Sweet Taters

I LOVE SWEET TATERS

 MOM GAVE ME SOME ON SUNDAY NIGHT

TODAY SHE BOUGHT ME ANOTHER ONE

 MOM, I PREFER THEM COOKED!!!

Signed
BUSTER, the dog-in-chief