While playing with my feet the other day, Katy told mom that I have Dr. Seuss feet. After talking about it for a minute or two, mom astonishingly agreed with her. I DO NOT by any stretch of the imagination think that I have Dr. Seuss feet. Then to make matters worse after insulting me by telling me I have Dr. Seuss feet she took a picture of my foot.
This is the picture Katy took of my foot. See it looks nothing like a Dr. Seuss foot.
This is a picture of Dr. Seuss's The Foot Book. See NOTHING like my foot.
Every morning I warn the neighborhood children about that big yellow dragon with the glowing red eyes.
I run and tell them, "NO! NO! CHILDREN DO NOT GO THERE!"
Around the back yard I tell them "NO! NO! CHILDREN! STAY AWAY FROM THAT YELLOW DRAGON!"
"NO CHILDREN! NOOOOOoooooooo."
They go any way.
It eats them.