Monday, September 1, 2014

New Puppy....Blech!

Those stupid people.  They brought home a puppy.  Like I'm suppose to be thrilled?
I'm drooling all over the place.  It is ridiculous!
Just look at that interloper!

I'm afraid I may be stuck with him!
A P.O.'ed Buster.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

I Do Not Have Dr. Seuss Feet

While playing with my feet the other day, Katy told mom that I have Dr. Seuss feet. After talking about it for a minute or two, mom astonishingly agreed with her. I DO NOT by any stretch of the imagination think that I have Dr. Seuss feet. Then to make matters worse after insulting me by telling me I have Dr. Seuss feet she took a picture of my foot.

This is the picture Katy took of my foot. See it looks nothing like a Dr. Seuss foot.

This is a picture of Dr. Seuss's The Foot Book. See NOTHING like my foot.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

That Big Yellow Dragon

Every morning I warn the neighborhood children about that big yellow dragon with the glowing red eyes.
I run and tell them, "NO! NO! CHILDREN DO NOT GO THERE!"
Around the back yard I tell them "NO! NO! CHILDREN! STAY AWAY FROM THAT YELLOW DRAGON!"
They go any way.
It eats them.

At the end of the day, it poops them out again.

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