New Puppy....Blech!

Those stupid people.  They brought home a puppy.  Like I'm suppose to be thrilled?
I'm drooling all over the place.  It is ridiculous!

Just look at that interloper!

I'm afraid I may be stuck with him!

A P.O.'ed Buster.

I Do Not Have Dr. Seuss Feet

While playing with my feet the other day, Katy told mom that I have Dr. Seuss feet. After talking about it for a minute or two, mom astonishingly agreed with her. I DO NOT by any stretch of the imagination think that I have Dr. Seuss feet. Then to make matters worse after insulting me by telling me I have Dr. Seuss feet she took a picture of my foot.

This is the picture Katy took of my foot. See it looks nothing like a Dr. Seuss foot.

This is a picture of Dr. Seuss's The Foot Book. See NOTHING like my foot.

That Big Yellow Dragon

Every morning I warn the neighborhood children about that big yellow dragon with the glowing red eyes.
I run and tell them, "NO! NO! CHILDREN DO NOT GO THERE!"
Around the back yard I tell them "NO! NO! CHILDREN! STAY AWAY FROM THAT YELLOW DRAGON!"
"NO CHILDREN!  NOOOOOoooooooo."
They go any way.
And
It eats them.
Why?!

At the end of the day, it poops them out again.



 Buster