So last night my family was watching some TV. I was on patrol. You know it is my job to keep them safe. I was evaluating the west perimeter. When......I looked down and saw a horrific sight.
It was huge. It was way bigger than me. It had long sharp fangs and razor sharp claws. That could rip a full grown man to shreds. It was ferocious. I warned my family there was a lion on my porch and they should call in back up.
I kept an eye on it until I stared it down. It was intimidated my animal prowess that eventually I WILLED IT....YES WILLED IT AWAY with my massive brain power. My family is safe once again.