Tuesday, August 14, 2012

There is a Killer Lion on my Front Porch

So last night my family was watching some TV.  I was on patrol.  You know it is my job to keep them safe.  I was evaluating the west perimeter.  When......I looked down and saw a horrific sight.  
 It was huge.  It was way bigger than me.  It had long sharp fangs and razor sharp claws. That could rip a full grown man to shreds.   It was ferocious.  I warned my family there was a lion on my porch and they should call in back up.
I kept an eye on it until I stared it down.  It was intimidated my animal prowess that eventually I WILLED IT....YES WILLED IT AWAY  with my massive brain power.  My family is safe once again.

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