My Name is Cake

There is nothing like cake!  Cake is beautiful!  Cake makes people happy!
Cake is fun!  Cake is fantastic.  Everybody loves cake!
That's why my middle name is Cake.  I am Buster Cake.  There is nothing like me!

 I am beautiful!  I make people happy!  I'm fun!  I'm fantastic!  And Everybody loves me!

Hence, my name is Cake.....................................
Now if I had thumbs it would be BUSTER DANGER!

I DON'T DO OUTFITS

Over the holidays it was suggested that I dress up like a reindeer. To this I have to say: I DON'T DO OUTFITS. Dogs should not be forced to wear outfits. Most of us do NOT like them. To us wearing outfits is like a human wearing metal underwear. Which is very uncomfortable. How would you like it if you were forced to wear metal underwear? You wouldn't. So please stop making us wear outfits we don't like them. Again I repeat. I DON'T DO OUTFITS.