Good Dogs Get Gravy in Heaven

I honestly believe that good dogs get gravy on everything when they get to heaven.  They get it on their paws when they need to clean them, around the edge of the water bowl and on their toys.  Most of all they get in on their food.  I must be in heaven because I got it tonight on my food. 

My family had company this weekend.  Mr. Tom smokes Swisher Sweets.  Guess who also smokes Swisher Sweets?

And, I think that Frank reigns supreme in the battle for may affection!

Loofah Larry and Frank Duke it out for My Affections

Here is a delimma....I have a new buddy, Loofah Larry.  He is a really likeable guy.  He is bright yellow, so they tell me and has a great smile.  Frank is jealous.  Loofah Larry is the new guy on the block.  They have been duking it out to see who will reign supreme in my affections.  I just hope it isn't a fight to the death since I like them both. 

Stay tuned for further developments. 

Taylor Swift should write a song about me

I was thinking today that Taylor Swift should write a song about me.  It would be really interesting since I AM a really interesting dog.  It could go viral on the internet and she could come to my house and meet me and Frank.  BTW I did find Frank that sneaky pig. 

But, seriously can't you just hear the song now?  We could meet on the football field, fall in love, become the head cheerleader, study in the library and then get ice cream.  I really like ice cream.....wouldn't it be nice:)

FRANK?! FR-ANK?! WHERE ARE YOU -FRANK??

I have been looking everywhere for Frank.  One minute he's with me having a good time....rolling around on the floor...grunting, getting slobbered on.  And then  ***POOF*** He's gone.  I don't understand it?  Where did I leave him?  Will he return??  And  What About Katy???? (Lots of emphasis with all the question marks) ((Notice I could spell emphasis))

WFT are my people

First they take Ed away I was like okay. Then Mom, Katy, and Dad are gone and they have yet to come back. I'm starting to worry here. Especially since they left me with grandma. Not the slower moving one either, the one that walks me to death. I don't think I can handle this. I may lose my mind. Save me please!!!! I'm worried and I want my people back.